For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it)
fluorescentresident:
the only way european countries can attack each other politically is by scoring each other on cheesy pop songs
oh god no my mother is forcing me to watch the eurovision song contest with her SEND HELP

fuckbees:
I will make Arthur King, but you’re never gonna see that day.