cmkz:
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012:AND NOW!
welp.“Is that her ring?” I asked.
………oh god.
“TO THE PATIO!”
“Using the sponge, rub gently in a circular motion.”
I’m not even joking.
Oh. My. God.
“The air, when I entered, was full of falling drops of moisture.”
“All ended up crammed into his mouth.”
“Elle ne le ressentait pas.”, which loosely translates to “She didn’t feel it.”
Well, great.
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City under my feet.” …I don’t like the sound
shampooing-trainer reblogged this from shibopanda and added:
“He doesn’t even lose to poison” Um Okay?
xgetonmylevelx reblogged this from dat-amazing-arse and added:
rub… And that’s all I Would ever be-forever alone. FML
thedithatcould reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
“I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure.” O.O is...
dat-amazing-arse reblogged this from timetraveling-lemon and added:
“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” Oh....
timetraveling-lemon reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“An ambiguously worded agreement” Damn English grammar exam, making me receive prediction on my future sexual life by...
universalgrandma reblogged this from free-birds-fly and added:
“TO… 50 designs for compact cabins
qqnqui reblogged this from marmosette and added:
‘With a great deal of pleasure, sir, at any time,’ said Mr Knightly laughing; ‘and I agree with you entirely that it...
free-birds-fly reblogged this from magicaltoastcanfly and added:
“We slog back to the train in silence.” dear god when was catching fire that weird
praytomusic reblogged this from haveyoumetthefrench and added:
Son Of God becomes human...become the human son of God.” Wat
zero-- reblogged this from haveyoumetthefrench and added:
“Is… “Musicians, Dancers and actors from around...world” OHELLO, LUCKY ME!
haveyoumetthefrench reblogged this from moriartini and added:
“Why not?” Scarily accurate omg
moriartini reblogged this from sofuckingchuffed and added:
“Oww, dammit! (Beat.) …fine.” I am… concerned. Mostly because this has already happened? (Also, unsurprising that a play...
gdlovely reblogged this from marmosette and added:
“And, after that, there’s a partnership offered….So you’ll hardly want to know me any more.”
ponycathybrid reblogged this from thebadsamaritan and added:
one o’clock when we left No.3, Lauriston Gardens” That doesn’t really make sense.
magicaltoastcanfly reblogged this from afghanistan--or--iraq and added:
“Then he really let one go at me, and the next thing I knew I was on the goddam floor again.”
thebadsamaritan reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
“Elle ne le ressentait pas.”, which loosely translates to “She didn’t feel it.” Well, great.
musingsofandrea reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“I could feel eyes upon me, and not simply those of the guardian neighbor across the street.” LOL OMG CREEPY!!
tethered-to-your-heart reblogged this from h0say-me0w and added:
‘we have to act as a team and stick together as long as it takes’ I see.
h0say-me0w reblogged this from moooj and added:
“TO… ‘He breathed deeply of...listening to the hoot
sofuckingchuffed reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
’ “I should head home actually,” I said. ‘ Accurate.
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hatersmakemeefamous reblogged this from i-have-heart and added:
the… ‘I shake that image from my mind and concentrate on
buckthorn reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
“for a moment larry thought he was going to puke.” :(
diewithmebabe reblogged this from afghanistan--or--iraq and added:
“Hey psycho, what’s up?”
i-have-heart reblogged this from hipstersbleedroses and added:
“in the way a gentleman should” Erm….
afghanistan--or--iraq reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“It was New Orleans.” uhm.. okay?
mycroftsumbrella reblogged this from hipstersbleedroses and added:
“All ended up crammed into his mouth.”
marmosette reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“These strange details, far from making the case more difficult, have really had the effect of making it less so.”
mauvecardigans reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“No…it isn’t sorcery…it’s speed!” That awkward moment when RuroKen is the only book near you
hipstersbleedroses reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
Oh. My. God. “The air, when I entered, was full of falling drops of moisture.”
vicivefallen reblogged this from strawlyn and added:
“Using the sponge, rub gently in a circular motion.” I’m not even joking.
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blacknataku reblogged this from strawlyn and added:
“Still, he was very old and feeble, and there were two visitors.” …. Thank you Mister Lovecraft.
strawlyn reblogged this from iceeyu and added:
“TO THE PATIO!”
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vintagefag reblogged this from zeezeetheavenger and added:
“come now little boy. its time to choose..” ……….WELL THEN. I….DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT
zeezeetheavenger reblogged this from shoebearpie and added:
2012…the year of really weird sex…
shoebearpie reblogged this from zeezeetheavenger and added:
“How now!” said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever, “What do you want with me?” Yeah.. thank you, Charles Dickens.
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notawallet reblogged this from cmkz and added:
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers...my ear. WOW. GEE. THANKS, GALE.
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cherryzebra said:
“A neoclassical Georgian house in the center of London.” … at least it’s an actual description?
iceeyu reblogged this from cmkz and added:
“Is that her ring?” I asked. ………oh god.
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